Laughing increasing your lifespan, so have at it y'all.

  1.   I’m a lucky man. 

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    I’m a lucky man. 

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    Inner Strength 

    
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, 
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, 
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, 
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, 
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,

If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, 
           through no fault of yours, something goes wrong, 
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, 
If you can face the world without lies and deceit, 
If you can conquer tension without medical help, 
If you can relax without liquor, 
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, 
If you can do all these things, 
    

Then you are probably the family dog.

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    thedailywhat:

    Lights Out: If you’ve been on the edge of your seat waiting to see how SyFy would follow up its camp-horror instant classic Sharktopus, it’s your lucky day. Here’s the first trailer forPiranhaconda.

    Oh no! I fell into a nest of its low-budget CGI!

    Piranhaconda premieres June 16.

    [devour.]

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    ahhhhhmahgod

    mustbesane:

    everyone’s putting prom pics as their profile pictures 

    lol nope. not this guy.

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    Telling sluts Happy Mother’s Day in advance.

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    Broken Boy Soldier

    Really good album through and through.